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inories:

I need time for me, just me, no one else.

(via hotboyproblems)

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thorki:

I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”

(Source: thorki, via relahvant)

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egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

(via spr1ngb0ard)

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gayleaf:

you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so

(via orgasm)

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my main question is has anyone ever fantasized about having sex with me

(Source: assgod, via hush-yaelle)

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cuteness-daily:

When someone randomly calls you cute and you just

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(Source: thecutestofthecute, via oknope)

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lindsaylohoean:

there is nothing better than knowing a puppy likes u more than it likes its owner

(via sorry)

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